GRR

Paigr why did you hack into my account?! Don't do that! I'm gonna do it to you Ms. Lady! Yeah! So yeah! I'm ninja.

WOO!

Today, I have discovered something that may be better than when Neil Armstrong... WOO: Wizard of Oz. 0.0 I Know! I'm pure genius! So... WOO! And WWOO...Is the Wonderful Wizard Of Oz. Greatest discovery in history...

Wizard

Of

Oz

!

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bacon Bacon Bacon ! Yum Yum Yum Yum Yummm! Baconn!!

WOO,

Blair.

Hayy

Hey guys it's Paige on Yalonda account!!

Uhh still a weirdo

Paige is still a weirdo. She tore off a dead leaf from a plant and told me she was gonna give it to mr. 3 c's tommorow! Don't do that! And now she told me she has to burp and then she just burped loudly! And she was asking people if her map was mapish! What?! Well whatevs weirdo!

Camera

So me and Paige were going through her old clothes. I piled out a few of them and all of a sudden she's like "Why is my bandana in there? I got this at Relay for Life!" lol! And then she takes it. And now we're eating dinner. And a few minutes ago she was like "what's that blinking thing?" and I was like what if it's a camera? And I was like "uh oh...we said a few things..." lol! And EW!! Paige just told me there was a thing on my arm!! I didn't even know what it was!!! EW!! peace love

Newly Foundly Friendlies!!

Ohkay so remember how I said that I didn't know anyone from my Gym Period? Well soooo not a problem now!! I made 2 new BEST friends andd 2 buddies!! My buddy's nicknames are Mr. 3 C's (the three C's is Confused, Clumsy...andd I don't remember the third one) and Estactic Kid!! Cuz he's not estatic...and I probably spelled that wrong...I don't care. Anyway my new favorite period is Gym! Ya know till I have to do...weird...gym things...Kay bye....
-<5Paige

Scream Queens

On channel VH1, is the show Scream Queens. I want to say that I love the show and that all my favorite people are still in! Except for Rosanna, she was funnyy. Well I just wanna saay that and I recommend you watch Scream Queens if you wanna know what girl is going to get a part in the new movie coming up, Saw 3D! I'm definately going to watch it to see how they act.

Too-Dah-Looo!

Blair.

Byee!! Ttya!!

Off to schoolio!! Bye!!
-<5Paige

Schoolio!!

OMGEE SCHOOL WAS FANTASIC!! All of my teachers are super-nice andd I have friends in almost every period!! And in gym I don't have anyone at lunch, but I made 3 awesome nice friends! It was so cool! But the only thing that's bothering me right now is that I forgot my lunch on the bus so I had to get back on and I was worried she was gonna leave but she let ne off again. It was embarressing!! But most people got off the bus anyway. Still emberessing! Anyway as for lockers I got bottom lockers...:/ and that's all...yeah...ohkay...love you all...b-bye!!

Le First Day of School!

School was actually pretty cool! I liked it! I love my schedule!!! I don't have any classes with the boy that I like, but I we have the same period of Gym and we usually co-operate together!!!! w00t!!!!! And the girl he likes that I hate, isn't that bad. She's kinda nice. Oh! And I got a middle locker!!! I got one last year and then again this year! I'm lucky!! But my lock is weird! My teacher couldn't even get it! But then eventually we both got it. For now I'm wearing a weird backpack from the National Junior Honor Society. But once I get all my stuff into the locker, I'll wear my cute one! Well that's all for now! peace love♥

Keeping an update

So I'm just keeping ya updated on what's going on today. Well right now everyone is awake, (except for my dad) and my mom is getting ready for work, my older brother is on the phone playing the game, and my two little brother and sister are watching Disney Channel. AND I'm on the computer. Wow that's a lot to say in such short time. So Bye!
Blair.

School Time Yo

Well, Yalonda and Paige are off to school now, and I got finished eating cereal. Which means that now I'm watching the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air! So Funnehh, well good luck to Paige and Yalonda on their first day of 7th grade! I'm sure yall be great, and don't be too nervous! Like I'm gonna be when I go to 8th grade next week, man! My stomach already has butterflies! I've only got a week! Well, I have to buy school supplies this weekend, and I have to get my hair done, and I go to the dentist Wednesday morning...I think it's wednesday. Well I gtg!

Love You!

Blair.

Oh My Jeeznus!

OhMyGod! ...Actually there's nothing to say because I don't have school today, I have it next week, well then I guess I'll be blogging all day today.. Right now I'm about to eat Apple Jacks cereal while I'm watching music videos! then at 9, I'm gonna watch the Fresh Prince of Bel Air! ahh, Will Smith, you are so funnayy. lol

Blair.

OMEGEEEE

Leaving for school! So nervous! Blog aftert!
-<3Paige!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Ugh. I'm getting ready for school!!! I'm kinda excited and I'm kinda really not! I'm still worried about my math teacher...weirdo. But I get art! And I'm also worried about my P. E. Teacher. I'm worried! And I'm still reading my summer reading book! Not good! Well Ive gotta go. I'll blog about my first day when I get home!

Hahaa(:

Okay well I came home boutt an hour or so ago. Had fun, but school just gets in the wayy as alwayss, I'm watching Billy Madison one of my fave Adam Sandler Movies!! Yay!!! So I gtg!!!ahh! XD

When life gives you lemons, make applejuice.

Blair.

so yalonda is asleep and I'm not feeling good again. Idk wat to do because this isn't a good feeling ): I need to go home sadly. My stomachs killing me

Hot gay dude!

so me and yalonda were at the mall and we saw a hot gay dude in the hair cuttery place. Woohoo sweet baby jesusss! Anywayy,so I was eating mcdonalds and I needed more
mayo on my chicken sandwich and I thought I saw mayo on my wrapper so I dipped it in it and it was my gum!!!! I ferrgot that I had it there and yeahhh that happened. Oh, and I was attacked by bsby cuteness and creeped by a baby doll... O.0

McDonald's

So today, I was at McDonald's. And we were going through the drive thru so there was a guy ordering before us. I saw him in his side mirrors. He had a five dollar bill in his hand, and he was rubbing it all over his face. Yeah. He sniffed it, and put it by his mouth and ears and stuff. It was very disturbing. He's such a creep. And then we picked up Blair and went to the mall. I got some stuff. It was tight yo! peace love♥

Splatteredd

Ohkay so I'm writing this speckled and splattered and some other s word with paint. I just painted my closet. Yes, that means I had to clean it out of everything andd i'm possibly getting paint on my iPod o.O
8-16-10
Ohkay so as you know I didn't get to finish this blog. I just wanted to get it published. Well...the paint was worth it! My closet looks FANTASTIC!! It's sooooo clean and it looks SO NICEE!! Wish you guys could see it! Wow I'm thirstyy!! Imma go get water. Love you guys!!
-<5Paige
OHH that reminds me! You guys remember the "<5" thing! I'll tell you why! Ohkay "I love you 1, a-2, a-3, shoo-bee-doo
I love you 4, that's more than I can afford
And I can tell someday I'm gonna say the truth" Ahh that was fun...anyway yes. I put a five there to represent loving...5ly....anywayy...
bye...
Oh yeah!! "I Love You 5" is by "Nevershoutnever"

Heyyyyyy

Heyy everyonee!! Ugh I'm so bored! I just watched Sky High like Blair and
8-16-10
Ohkay so due to closet renovations, I didn't finish 2 blogs....so yeah....I don't know what to say!! Ummmmmmmmm hi
-<5Paige

Woo.

Feeling healed at the moment! What's fuuny is that I'm watching the movie Sky High. Lol. Well I'm hungry, my dads out getting me applesauce XD Woo!! Well I gtg so uhm bye!

Love,

Super Secret NinjaSpy Who wishes she can learn Karate,

Blair.

P.S. "When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Applejuice."

(:

Ugh..Rawr ):

Not feeling good today ://
Blair.

Target Support Circle

So today I went to Target to get some school supplies. And when I was looking for graph paper, I heard a bunch of people clapping outside of the aisle. So I went to check it out to see if something cool was happening. What I saw was highly amusing. There were a bunch of Target employees and a few cops gathered around in a circle. There was a teenage employee speaking. She was like, "I'm sorry about my attitude. It shouldn't always be about me." And the whole circle burst into applause. It was really hilarious and I regret not getting a video of it! OMG!!!! LOL!!!! ROFL!!!! That was one of the most bizarre visits to Target that I've ever experienced!!! That was great. Even my mom was like, "Why are they doing that now?" No mom. The question is, "What the heck?!" I love Target. peace love ♥

p.s. I just discovered that if you click on the collage in the post "Wat? 100!!!!" You can see the full size!! Just in case you didn't know! Click it!!!

Post 110!!

Ello everyone! So my sick friend finally texted me today:
Victor-Is it true Nattie and Luis are going out?
Me-Yea sorry
Victor-O sh**
Me-Shut it! (I hate when he cusses at me) Are you ohkay?! (he's been sick)
Victor-Wtf don't tell me what to do
Me-You were sick! I was worried sick about you!! I don't understand why you're mad!
Victor-So it's true they're going out?
Me-Yes sorry
Victor-No I'm sorry
Me-For what?
Victor-For what's gonna happen this school year
Me-This doesn't concern your Heath does it?
Victor-No
Me-Is someone gonna die?
Victor-Maybe
Me-Are you sick?
........
Me-Answer me!
......
Me-Victor please!
.........
Mystery....
-<5Paige

Note

Note to self:

Don't become a Doctor or Nurse.

Ahh, what am I saying, I have Blood Phobia, I'm not gonna become one anyway!

Love,

Very Blood Phobia,

Blair.

The NinjaSpy! ..Who is learning karate!

Wat? 100!!!!

I just noticed that we have 106 posts!!!! Our 100th post was Paige's "Announcement!!" Yay!!!! Our Blog has come far!!! And now there's 107 posts counting this one. I didn't mean to speak to you like you're dumb! So in honor of this event, I've created a pretty picture! Just kidding!!!! Here's the real picture: Wow. That did not come out like I thought it would. It was supposed to be bigger. D: Oh well. The text reads " Paige, Blair, and Yalonda's 100 posts!!!" Idk why I put that....I just didn't know what else to put. It has a bunch of random, awesome stuff on it so yeah. And I've been working on this since there were only 105 posts! Yeah so like a post ago!!!(<----sarcasm) But seriously I've been working on that collage for a while so appreciate it! Thank you! peace love ♥

Awesomeness!

hallo mense! Ek het gedink dit was regtig awesome dat Paige haar in Frans geskryf! So maak Im een in Afrikaans! Jy is awesome Paige! Ek wou maar net dit om te probeer! Ek stem toekan!



hello people! I thought it was really awesome that Paige wrote hers in French!! So Im making one in Afrikaans! You're awesome Paige!! I just wanted to try this!! I vote toucan!

Googled(:

 Bonjour à tous! J'ai de bonnes nouvelles! J'ai eu notre blog à apparaître sur les annonces sur Google! Si vous google "Blair Paige Yalonda", vous trouverez sur notre blog! Vous pouvez également trouver donnent livre! Yayy! Je vais transférer ce en anglais plus tard. Eh bien imma aller ...
-<5Paige 
(:
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Hey everyone! I have some good news!! I got our blog to show up on the listings on google!! if you google "Blair Paige Yalonda" you'll find our blog! You can also find overlook book! Yayy!! i'll repost this in English later. (which I'm guessing later is now...) Well imma go...
-<5Paige

Re: re: re: Bump Yeah!

Thanks guys but uhh in my school, making new friends in a higher grade is toughhh!! You'd have to be super popular because people already start making their groups in 6th grade. Groups like emo, scene, popular, geek, asian. All that. I'm in the asain/popular/scene group. Yeah, it's hard. Well I have to get blood work done today. (Blehhh) So I gtg! Love yall!

Super NinjaSpy,

Blair.

Re: re: Bump Yeah!

Uhhh I just wanted to join the Re: club...so uhhhh.......I'm in many classes with the girl that my crush likes!!! I think I'll take advantage of that somehow....*mischievious smile* And we're about to go to my little brother's orientation....So that'll be.......interesting-ish. And that really does suck Blair. *Italian Accent* Ima So-a Sorry-a! Justa make-a newa friendsa! Ita won'ta be-a that hard! *end* You're so awesome that it'll be easy! Peace love♥

Re: Bump Yeah!

Ooh that really sucks. I know I have my friend in my 6th period. But that's all I know. But that sucks!! Seriously!! Fer real!! WOAH MY BATTERY WENT FROM RED TO GREEN WITHOUT THE CHARGER....freakyy o.O
-<5Paige

Bump Yeah!

Did you know that the War Of 1812 started in 1812? Weird huh. I never knew that. Jk.

Well YEAH! Friday the 13th baybehh! Well I'm not that supersticious either but once something goes wrong, yeah, not so good. I just found out by my bestt friend Tia that I don't have the same schedule as anyone I know, well... friends with. Ughh, and my other friend's phone is still not working. So idk what classes she has, sadly. And my other friend moved. So I'm alonee this year!! Omg my knee is in pain! Idk why! I have to go! Ouchhh!

To Paige, <5=>

Blairr Ferr shurr foo !

Announcement!!

Ohkay so as you probably know, I'm putting a "5" in my hearts instead of a "3". I'll tell you why tomorrow but if you guess it right before that, I'll do a dare from the winner!! Yay! So yeah...start guessing...
-<5Paige

Re: Wow..Really?

Hey! Offense Blair!! I was just trying to cheer you up! Like how your brother copes with things by playing video games. My goodness. What if I said "HEY BLAIR THAT WAS REALLY MEAN THAT YOU TOLD ME TO WASH UP CUZ I'M NOT THE ONE WHO HAD (you know what...)" sheesh see I was nice enough not to say!
Dios Mío!!
-<5Paige

THE PLATES REVOLT!!

Ohkay so I read Yalonda's post about the plate exploding!! That was epic!! And yesterday, my mom dropped a plate in the tiles and it shattered and cut my auntie in the back of her leg (don't worry minor cuts) and she started bleeding a little..this is it. Plates are revolting! The plate revolution!! The Zoo Pals will create a distration and BOOM your fine china will get cha. Lol. Woww...you can so tell I'm bored. Well...I'll uh talk to ya laterr!
-<5Paige

GAH FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!! / HELPP

Ohkay so I just checked the date today to see if it was Friday or Saturday and...don dON DONNN ITS FRIDAY THE 13TH!! haha ohkay I'm not so supersticious I just thought i'd tell you. Anyway at like 5 in the morning my friend blasted my ringtone with a text saying "HEY WORLD I'M SINGLE!!" HEY MEG! YOU'VE BEEN SINGLE!! And I say this because I love you...YOURE CRAZYY!! Seriously, why would you tell me that? Tell me something I don't know....tell meh tell meh tell meh something I don't know something I don't know!! Lol ah Selena Gomezz!! Anyway I know she's getting over her ex cheating...but that was like months ago and she still talks about it. It's really annoying. I know I should be a good friend and support her but here's some news: I DID! FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER!! And she's still not over that lyin cheating bag. She supposivly "screams his name when i wake up" um ohkay...suree...I'll play along Ms. Bella...o.O I am no fool!! I know you don't do that! And no matter how many times I help her and tell her to wake up and smell the dang roses she goes to lala land and doubts me! I'm like "then I can't help you!" and she goes "PLZ PAIGE!!"...what more do you want from me?! Seriously. I do feel for her but whatever you say she thinks the opposite so how am I suppose to help her? At orientation I wasn't surprised to see her in makeup (she's not the best at it...I didn't wanna tell her not to use a hammer though...jk) cuz her ex was there. MEG HERES SOME ADVICE: GO WITH NATURAL COLORS!! And the reason I'm so ticked off is because we just made up from this long fight (her apology was "I don't know why you were mad at me anyway") andd she's the same friend who told me about "a cute guy" in the blog "If Today Was A Fairytale...NOT!!" in my opinion she cheated too!! She's such a flirt!! When she was dating her ex, she flirted with everyones bfs andd one time we looked over to see her wearing our guy friend's jacket over her shoulders!! Who...does...that? Anyway I'll probably talk to you laterr!


-<5Paige
No one cracked the "5" secret yet!! (;

Florence and the Machine

Wow!! I just bought the Florence and the Machine album on iTunes!! It's called Lungs!!! It's amazing!!! I highly reccomend it!! I love it!!!!! Listen to it!!! It's so awesome!!! It's wonderful!!!! I love Florence and the Machine!!!! ♪♫ OOOHHHHH!!!!! The dog days are over!!!!♫♪ You've got the love! Oh you've got the love!♪♫ Oh raise it up! Raise it up! Raise it up!♪♫ This is amazing!! get it! ♪This is a gift!♫ Peace love♥

Who's nose is bigger?

Hello and welcome to....Who's nose is bigger? Hosted by..... Yalonda!!! Today, facing off for the title of largest nose are: The Anteater and The Toucan. Which of them has a larger nose? That is up to you! Leave a comment and tell me what you think! I'll ask Paige to make it a poll. These are the contestants: vs.

Ayyyyyyyy

Told ya I'd talk to ya laterr! Ohkay well I'm like really bored so I guess I should be random...I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT!!BAMM !! I WANT AN AUDITIONN!! (inside joke) CROSS, STEP, NOW DO THE REJECT DO THAT DO THAT REJECT
-<5Paigerzz

And yes I'm aware I put a 5. Figure out why and I love you!! (:

Wow.. Really?

Okay first of all I just wanted to point out that PAIGE THAT WAS REALLY MEAN. I'm still trying to get over HER! Which is Bennie!! Bennitana!!!!! Well anyway, since we're talking about school, I guess I'll just say that my lectives this year are Spanish and Home Ec. My school may be cheap but the food we get to make in home ec are amazinggggg! Don't worry Yalonda, I'll save you some. Well my gym coach for this year is my GAYY health teacher from last year. This is gonna suck. And my health teacher for this year is the smelly ol' cruel teacher! Ms. Hollister! Ohhh noooo!!! I never had her before and everyoneee said she sucks and she's real mean. My nightmare begins.

Not-So-Lucky Blair.

I'M EXCITED!!!!!

I just went to my orientation today!!!! And I'm really excited!!!! I got art!!!!! I'm excited!!!!!!!!! I'm a little worried about my math teacher though....he's kinda weird... But aside from that, I like all of my classes and teachers!!! And I just want to point out that I'm not lucky that I had to go to this school in 6th grade. I had to get used to it when I was younger! I liked elementary school better! It was easier! But I'm just saying. You're lucky that you got to stay in elementary. But whatevs! I'm cool lol. Good luck in fashion! I thought it would be torture but it was actually pretty cool. I made my own pajama pants!!! In other news, I went to see Step Up 3D after orientation! It was so awesome! I mean the story was good I guess, but the dancing was insane! They seriously have ninja skillz! But at some parts the talking was a little cheesy...but it's still a movie worth seeing!! Oh and the 3D was awesome. So....yeah. Peace love

Or Orr!!!

Kk so I had the frigging orientation today! I am still so confused because it's a big school and Yalonda got lucky cuz her 6th grade was in junior high already but my electives for this semester are fashion design and PE...bleh, I really wanted to take band but I was under pressure. My moms like "Its up to you.." and everyone was staring at me. I had to option to drop Fashion Design and art next semester but I wanted art and now I really regret that. But I can still switch out but I mean...yeah I'm a shy person. Anywayz, I got all advanced except Science cuz my mom took me out because she didn't want me to do another science fair project. I'm just nervous. Probably fer no reason buy I have a right to be nervous. Well, I'm making a vid and my iPods dying so I gotta go. I'll talk to you laterr!!
-<3Paigerrz

Last night I lost my from cat. She was taken away from me. And now she's gone. So what-the-freak ever I can't believe they'd do that to me. I warned my mom that I wasn't going to speak to her for a loooooong time if she threw my cat out and if I never saw her again and she apparently thought I was joking. I'm not joking mom. Your not hearing from me again.

P.S. I saw the movie Salt last night and it inspired me to be a NinjaSpy. But I can't get excited anymore after what my mom did.

love,

Who Cares Anymore, it's just Blair without her cat.

(Yes! I love cats! I love all animals! So back the freak off!) -Ahemm, sorry.

I've gotta hunger fer potaters in the mall!

I'm watching phineas and ferb! At night! or morning.... Well I'm kinda bored so....hi? Well today was interesting...I went to my grandmas house and recorded her making stew pork. But that's not the interesting part!! She left a glass plate on the stove while it was hot and it blew up!!! Yeah I'm serious!!!! It exploded!!! It combusted!!!! It shattered!!! It broke... And another weird thing is, a minute before that we were all gathered around watching my grandma and then, right when I got to the other side of the room, BOOM!!!!!!! CRASH!!!!! BAM!!!! Breakage... It was a freak accident! It was a coincidence! It was super lucky! A plate broke when we left... There were shards of glass all over the kitchen. But at least no one got hurt. So the lesson is: Extreme Heat + Glass = Not Good. Warning: Do not try this at home. But I'm kinda bummed that I wasn't recording when it ka-boomed. Peace love!!!

A One Minute Conversation

Danielle-*Screams*
Me-"What?!"
Danielle-*Screams*
Me-"What?!"
Danielle-*Screams*
Me-"SHUT UP!"
Danielle-"Theres a spider on your shirt..."
Me-*Screams*
Danielle-"SHUT UP!!"
What just happened...
-<3Paige

Despicable Me

Hello!!!! A while ago Paige, Blair and I saw that movie Despicable Me!!! It was such a cute movie!!! And it reminded me of how despicable I am!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I just set your candle on fire!!!!!!! Now you will suffer the grief of a burnt candle!!! Ok but seriously that is a good movie. I recommend that you see it! Is it still in theaters? Well if it is, go see it!! Right now I'm watching The Suite Life on Deck....it ok. And btw you have lovely antenni! Peace love!!!!!!!!!

Well then.

My brother got a scholarship to a few schools today! Such as Darnell Cookman, Paxson, Douglas Anderson, and some more!! I don't even see how! He never got good grades! And IIIII want to go to Douglas Anderson... Well I guess some things a girl has to do on her own... Pshh...
Peace Bay-behh!
Blair.
P.S. I loveyou MufffinTop (Doesn't mean you have one) and Yalonda! (I'm still figuring out a name for you!)
<3>

Umm

Haha Blair...do you know what a muffin top is? It's an insult haha. Well I just ate whipped cream for breakfast...I have a feeling this is gonna be a good day...
Follow me on Twitter!!
@legitlypaige
Yeah....Kay bye

-<3Paigerz

Wadddapp MuffinTop!

Hay! Hay! Hay Muffin Top! Hayyyy! Do you knoe what's sooooo kool? ...IDK! I'm going to school in 2 hours there's Nothingggg kool! Blehhh! I have to see my principle (Blehh), the teachers (ugh), the students (Ehhh), and.... DON DON DONN!...The plain school. Ughhhh!! I hate it! RAWR
Blair.

Blog Huntin

Well I was randomly lookin at blogs and here's some decent ones I found that wasn't about family or planting a son of a seed (inside joke) but...yeah...
Katie's Quirks
My Sketchbook
Breely Loving
Oh and some of the people I know not randomly:
Bailicakes
Migillicutty Reads
Well, yeah those are some...yeah...
-<3Paige

New Gadget...thingy

So you probably noticed that I uploaded a new visitor counter! Yayy!...ah anyway please stop telling me to wash up. It's embaressing because it makes people think I don't shower even though I shower everyday! Seriously it's kinda annoying. Anyway no news on my friend. Hasn't texted me in 4 days. Guess I'll see if he's ohkay when school starts...
-<3Paige

Paige is weird.

I just wanted to say that Paige is weird. And uh..Why would you say that your going to do a back whatever for us when we can't even see you? Yeahh how bout thatt(: And uhm, text me! And I do podt, I just don't see anyone else posting so I didn't wanna talk to myself. Hey Paige! Go wash! Love you! Byeee!!
Blair.

Celebrate Good Times!!

Ohkay so yeah what's with everyone not posting? Seriously. Anyway um hey I thought I should break it. So I really have nothing to talk about but considering this is the 80th post, I guess we should celebrate! So in honor, I am gonna try to get outside and do my back walkover. Just for you. Yeah, I really don't wanna but I guess I should...and I should start working on my splits for dance too...ooh and I really feel like running right now! Anyway...go eat cake! Buy cupcakes! Kiss your crush! Wear a party hat! Dance! Sing your lungs out! Have fun! Love all of you!!
-<3Paige

P.S I'll let you know what happens! Let's get physical!!

Awhhhh!

Awww): Paige, that's sadd!! Tell him that Blair says get well soon. )':

Death comes unexpectedly ):

Ohkay well I texted my friend because the last we talked we weren't too nice. He's sick. Real sick. Hospital sick. Yes he went to the hospital. He said he's dying of a fever...literlly. He also said, "I could barely walk or move. My whole body hurts. I feel like something that weighed 100 pounds is on me."...awwwwwwww! I am so sorry. Please don't die you're my best friend!! I hope you get around to reading this. I'm getting worried because he won't text back but if he's sleeping i don't wanna disturb him. You're my best friend!! I love you like a brother!! Don't pay attention to my rude remarks. Love you bestie!
-<3Paige

and to Blair, I said my hair does a cool floppy thingy when I straighten my hair! That's what I meant.

Pshhh...

Pshh, well sorry if I don't read my comments. And if it's so cool, then why straighten it?

Ugh Actually...

I did answer your question Blair. It's in the comments? Yeah...

...

Paige, you never answered my question about the ham. Well anyway, I got my new glasses today. (woop?) I like them though. I just can't ever clean them right because I don't have that special cleaning thing for glasses! I have Yalonda over (YAY!) and we're watching The Hot Chick. Yess, the one with Rob Schneider, also has some Adam Sandler in it (My fave actor!!) Well I gotta go so uhmm...

too-da-loo!

Blair.

Ello O.o

Ello er-bodyy! What is up in this establishment?!...ahh anyway..hi. Ohkay so yesterday I had an interesting trip to Checkers. Ohkay soo we were getting chocolate milkshakes and my mom gave the lady exact change and she had our milkshakes sitting there, melting while she messed with the cash register and the milkshakes weren't even full. So my mom was pretty mad so she finally snatched the milkshakes from the lady when she handed it to her and the cashier said, "imma whoop your a**" (sorry for the language) and my mom sped off and called the manager. She said she would "talk to her"...you need to fire her that's what you need to do! RUDENESS!! Andd today my neighbors had a garage sale so I took their kids in our pool and we had to get out cuz right now it's raining. It was weird. I went underwater for like a second and when i come back up, the winds blowing so hard it could blow off your face! Hahaha. But seriously it was FREEZING cuz I was wet. Well now I'm watching Bot (Bolt) andd my sisters boyfriend's mom brought this ROCKIN chocolate marble cake. It...is...heavenly!! Well I guess that's like...all for now. B-bye!!

Pretty Expensive For Someone Who's Cheap

Guess What I got in the mail today?? A niceeeeee looking card with 4 stamps from my cheap school. Well, I know that this year ain't gonna be cheap. That's so uncool. Cheap people...I mean't...Expensive people... Well too-da-loo!

Blair. (:

LALALALALALALA

Sorry I haven't posted anything in a while!! I've been busy - being a taco!!!! Well I'm SUPER GLAD that Paige is back!!!!! We were lost without her!!!! HEY EVERYBODY!!!!! BLAIR TOLD PAIGE TO WASH UP!!!!! Lol it's true!!!! Ask Paige or Blair!!!!!!! Well i'm done for now....peace love

Darn

Dear Miss Ham Slapper,

May I have a piece of ham?

~Love,

Ham Hunger Person.

Dear Miss Ham Slapped-er person,

I may have problems, but none of them get solved... That made no sense. And who needs a straightener in your house anyway? Yalls hairs are straight as a circle!! Jk-ing. And I think I should worry about you because... What Did You Do To Get Slapped In The Face With Mr. Porkchop?!

~Sincerely,

A person who cares about Pigs.

Ham?!

This is to Blair. No, you can't. After my sister slapped me with it, she ate it...and why would you ask that?...I worry about you sometimes..
-<3Paige

Can I have that ham?

This is to Paige, Can I have that ham you got slapped with?

Ham, Blueberries, Straighteners...

Well today I got slapped with ham, got pelted with blueberries, had to eat 5 blueberries to get my I-pod back, got sat on, and burned with the straightener. It's been a weird day...And I'm throughly convinced that I saw kids riding bikes with ET...o.O....I don't know....
-<3Paige

Hello.

Woww Paige I'm uhmm... Sorry about you supposed to be fairytale. Anyway, summer breaks almost up. (SOOOO not hurray -.-) Well my principle is making 'changes'. And I mean big 'changes'. She's trying to seperate the 7th and 8th graders! She doesn't want anymore fights. Lameeeeeee! I can't wait to leave this dumb school. It's gonna be confusing, and there's no point in seperating anyone because we're gonna fight no matter what! She needs to get her head straight! Well I hope Yalonda posts soon, it'd be great to hear her day...

If Today Was A Fairytale...NOT!!

So there's this new neighbor moving in near my friend. My friend said that there was a boy and a girl our age and that the boy had brown hair and blue eyes!! Of course I totally freakedd!! She said her dad was old friends with their dad and that they were staying at their house for a week. Soooo I tried to come over andd she kept saying how cute and nice he was. She said he was going to go to our school too!! I totally was gonna sit by him on the bus...then reality struck...I went to Megan's house and only a girl (who is 13, a cheerleader, and really really pretty) was there. Megan said everyone wasn't there and that her mom would be back soon so I safely assumed that the guy was out with his parents and they left his sister with my friend. Sooo we hung out, she was awesome, but my friend had violen practice at 4ish so I left at 3:45ish so I got the girls number. I was talking to her while Megan was at practice andd I said "so you have any siblings?" she said, "yea 1. Wbu?" I said "2" then said their names and ages. Then she said "I have 1 brother he's 22"...WHAT?!! he...is...what?! He's 22?! Seriously?! I texted my friend after practice and said "so how olds her brother?" and she said "idk. He didn't come with them." and I said "um yeaa he's 22..." and she said "yea he was short when I saw him"....what...everr....seriously. I mean we just made up from this one fight...so uh...yeah. Well on the brightside...I made a new friend(:, but she's going into 8th and I'm going into 7th because she has an early birthday...well...my fairytale was crushed...hopefully Junior High is promising...
-<3Paige

Thank you!! (:

Ohkay Blair. I thought about what you said andd you're right. I shouldn't care what people think of me. Soooo I'm back! Yay...ahem anyway OMFG (freaking gosh) I can't believe what you guys have been missing!! Ohkay to celebrate, 2 new blogs coming your way!!
-<3Paige

Decorations?

Wow Yalonda, I love what you've done. Unless it's always been here and my computer is just too blind to show me... Well please people, vote whether or not Paige should stay or go. She could change her mind. !!

Okay, So I'm adding on to Yalonda

She's starting to quit her other blogs also. I'm sorry to say. She's leaving me and Yalonda in charge of everything, and I'm still somewhat new with a lame computer! Please help and tell Paige you love her! We're not forcing you, (well kinda) but we want you to really mean it!
<3,>
Blair.

IM BACK!!!!!

THE GOOD NEWS IS: I'M BACK!!!!! THE HEARTBREAKING HORRIBLE NEWS IS: PAIGE QUIT!!!!! SHE THINKS YOU GUYS DON'T LOVE HER!!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME CONVINCE HER THAT WE ALL LOVE HER!!!!!!! LEAVE COMMENTS!!!!! EMAIL HER!!!!!!!! TELL HER ON HER OTHER BLOGS TOO!!!!! SHE'S DOING ALL HER OTHER BLOGS EXCEPT THIS ONE BUT WE NEED HER ON HERE ESPECIALLY!!! WITHOUT HER, NONE OF THIS WOULD EVEN EXIST!!!!! AND NO WE ARE NOT FAKING!!!! WE LOVE YOU PAIGE!!!!!!

Dramatic Text!!

Paige, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I don't see a reason why you should quit? We love you Paige!! Love you! love you!..love you... WE LOVE YOU! Love you! love you! love you! I shall die in a hole burried with cell phones if you don't stay on this blog. Stay on this blog!!
~~From,
Blair. Yalonda. And Juice. Apple.

Uhh...

Well I'm with mee budd! Yalonda!! Woo!! Yeah, that crazy person I love so much. Yess. I just tasted a dog! Don't worry about it fellas, it was fake. Stuffed. (Yalonda is crazy) XD Well I have to go. My hair is messed up...from Yalonda's craziness.
~~Juice,
Blair.

Goodbye!!

Okay well I withdraw from the blog. I'm handing it over to Yalonda and Blair. I'm sure their blog will be AWESOME!! I will stay part of the blog just cuz of the old posts but this is my last. Besides I won't post that much when school starts. I'll be a reader like you guys!! And Blair I'll keep doing Musically Paige and Blair and Coll5ab but I guess I pretty much quit this one. Bye guys. You win Courtney. Goodbye hugs,
-<3Paige

To Courtney 2

Haha Yalondas the one who didn't want to come back. She wanted to take a break and I'm gonna let her. I know she's irreplacable, she's my awesome cousin. And haha it's kinda funny because everyone who wasn't involved thinks that this fight is really serious. For one thing, it lasted half a day, and that was a couple days ago, and second, we aren't mad at all! We just went to an awesome dinner yesterday and we had tons of fun (sorry Blair wish you were there) and yeah. It's kinda just up to Yalonda cuz I mean, it's not me holding her back. And Alyssa just went to Volleyball Camp so she won't post for a while. And once school starts, we won't post much anymore (of course I'll try) but I'll get home around 4, and on Thursdays go to dance for 2 hours, then homework. But yeah, she's welcome to come back, she's the one who told me she quit. And I mean, of course she's not mad anymore. Well...yep...I'm gonna go post anything that happened today sooo
-<3Paige

Wow. A day to laugh at.

Okay, so today has been really funny. I don't want to tell you yet because then I'll just burst in laughter. But, I stayed up all night and I was exhausted!! I realy don't know how I went through the day but Oh-Well! I'm really happy for Yalonda and Paige. It's great knowing that they're talking again. lol well I'll tell you my whole day later, I'm kinda tired. A girls gotta get some rest yo! Lol well love you Paige and Yalonda!
~~~Psh. Ish,
Blair.
Btw: Apple Sauce!

C-c-c-c-c-Contactss!!

So like my mom told me that on the news teens are getting eye infections cuz they aren't cleaning their contacts properly. Ohkay mom!! I'm gonna start cleaning them properly cuz trust me, to me it's kinda scary. Anywayy I have sapphire blue contacts and I want to get honey next. That's the one my sister has and it is soooooo nice!! Anywaywhat color do you think I should get? Let's vote.
1) Sapphire blue again
2) Honey
3) Green
Andd I just ate AWESOME sweet potato fries!! Umm yeah imma go eat more!! L8aaaa!!
-<3Paige

To Courtney

Ohkay I know I already apologized but I feel really awful. Andd I just wanted to like post another blog. So I am really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry!! Sorry sorry sorry!! Soo I will do a dare for you!! Soooo any suggustions? Especially Courtney? I will do the dare!! This might be fun...
-<3Paige

A Lot OfApologies!!...is that how you spell it?...sorry

Haha Yalonda I read your commet. I posted that before we went out to eat. Anyway I'm REALLY sorry Courtney it's just that Yalonda and I got into this huge fight a couple days ago then your comment was posted outta nowhere right after the fight broke out and both of us were paranoid. I am really sorry and plz don't cuss at me I'm only 13. Anyway haha sorry Blair I was reading last night andd I got really really tired. Anyway I am REALLY sorry everyone! And to Courtney:
Telephone
By: Lady Gaga
Hello hello Courtney you comment-Ed on the thang
and I mistook it and I am really sorr-y-ey-ey
Sometimes I feel like slapping myself cuz I deserve it
and I really hope that you can forgive meh! For-forgive meh for-forgive meh
-<3Paigers

ISH

I like that word. Ish. I've been saying it at schoo for 2 years. And no one grows onto it. *sigh* Well those people are missing out on a good word. 'Ish' is everything. It's life, words, food, snack, vofvkndfjodfjoifijoiojodsijfpoisdfjgpdsoidjgpoifgjfmgsodkfmsldkfm. Sorry. I sat on my computer.
Blair.

Epic

I watched this EPIC fall on youtube. Wait, I forgot what it was called. Anywho, Paige, I hope you have fun at dinner. And Yalonda. Since none of yall are texting.. Oh yeah, Paige, Thanks soo much for hanging up on me earlier. Well, what brightened my day was that EPIC FALL. The dude bounced right on the ground! Wooo! You have to watch it! Well it's kinda boring right now. I'm just listening to my eyepod. woops! ipod. Unless you crazy people attached eyes to it. FAKE ONES. I didn't mean ferreal. But, you would be crazy enough to.
Well... This is when I say goodbye. So I'm gonna sing my way out! Peace!
All I Do Is Win, Win, Win, No Matter What
Got money on my mind i can never get enough
and everytime i step up in the buiding everybody hands go UP!
Blair.

Cinderella+Doom=...Awesome?!

Ello my lovelies!! Today I feel like Cinderella. While my family went in the pool (today was like 110+ degrees!!) my mom made me clean, andd feed the kids, give them baths, dress them, brush their hair, give them a nap...yada yada yada. I hope she had fun! Andd my older sister too! I hope she had fun! xP. Anyway I really wanna know what's up with y'all cuz I mean...idk what to say! Erm well I woke up at 9 to babysit, one of the kids just got picked up, the two are sleeping and they just ate Mac and cheese sooooo I think I'm doing well. Haha boring stuff soooo obviously you've met Blair who is very crazy add Alyssa who is HILARIOUS andd it just comes out awesome! Andd the collab is gonna be epic andd everything is just AWESOME!! I know that's gonna get jacked up soon but uh...oh well(: enjoy it while it lasts! It's probably gonna end pretty badly tonight because we are going out to dinner with...DON DON DON!! YALONDA!! Helppppppp!! I know she's gonna yell at me but I can't escape it!! She's gonna go nuts!! Hahaha okay jk jk jk!! That's all, ferr now...Kay bye!!
-<3Paigerrz

Dance

Yay!! Yesterday I registered for dance!! This is my second year and I am very very excited!! I am taking jazz/tap and hiphop!! I'm really really excited!! And no I do not own ANY of these videos. I just found them on youtube.
Heres jazz dancing:

Btw I really like this one!!

Andd here is really advanced (but not really good) jazz dancing:

No copyright intended. Well thats just a little taste. Thats all for now
-Paige

Mwahahahahaa!!

Yeahh! I've been playing Modern Warfare 2 and I'd like to thank Overkill for all the glitches. Congragulations! You've won... JUICE! Here... It's apple.

Juice

Haha so now you've met the legit Blair. Andd she keeps meantioning juice. The reason? She's really craving juice. Andd I'm talking to Alyssa too who is just plain awesome I can't wait for you guys to meet her and get to know these people better because I really think this blog will be more awesome than EVER!! Well I gotta go respond to them haha.
-<3Paige

Youtube

Here are things you need to watch on youtube whenever you get bored!
Raywilliamjohnson
Nigahiga
I will soon update some more once I remember.
Bye!
I Love You!
Peace To The World!
Eat Chicken!
Drink Lemonade!
And Remember... You An Apple!
~~Love Always,
Blair.

Blair's Fun Time!

Woot! Woot! Party Time! Let's crank it up with some juice! Knock knock! Who's There? Haha. Haha Who? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

To "Courtney"

Okay "Courtney" Yalonda won't let me tell anyway so sorry you can't know. But it'll still be the same. Yalonda's pretty average sooo hate to say it but she's just...replacable? Jk I'm just wordless but oh well. Sorry!! But uh "Courtney" I'm putting you're name in quote just cause it's really suspicious. I mean hmmmm "Lilly"?..."I like Yalonda"? "Shes wacky and cool"?Woww...i'm very curious...jk anyway sorry if you aren't Yalonda but it's kinda just obvious. Anyway Alyssa's here and Blair's in my newest blog.
-<3Paigerrz

New Partner In Crime

I have a new parter in crime!! Alyssa!! She's legit so this is gunna be awesomee!! The show mustt go on!! Well I gotta go babysit and cook lunch. Talk to ya later!!
-<3Paige

B-bye!!

Haha okay well Yalonda "quit the blog" so I removed her, just like that. I apologized a lot of times but, oh well. Go ahead. She deleted her blogs but she wasn't smart enough to press the "older posts" button so she still has some blogs posted. Well oh well. I changed the URL and changed the email password. She needs to get over it. She needs to know that what happened happened to me many times!! Andd someone always has it worse. So I really don't care anymore. Sorry Yalonda. Your so dramatic. Get over it. Deal.
-Paige
P.S no we aren't acting this time. Sorry!! B-bye!! :)

Bizarre-o

Ughhh my day has been soooooo ǝɹɹɐzıq!! First, I woke up at 9 AM because i had to babysit. I mean...THAT'S NOT NORMAL FOR SUMMER!! I mean come on!! I'm supposed to be sleeping in, getting up at noon! And second, my parents were arguing. It's amazing at what they were arguing about. They are really weird. Okay get this, they were arguing about....wood!! Yeah!! They are sooo weirdd! Andd my sister was asking the dumbest questions. How many times did I have to give her my "Moms-gonna-get-angrier-and-I'm-about-to-duct-tape-your-mouth" look. Yep. I can't wait to see what the rest of the day gives me. If I say "what's next?" thenn I just might jinx myself. Talkto ya later!!
-<3Paigerrz

Ready or Not!!

Ready or not...Coll5ab is here!! Yes all the slots are filled and the collab is gonna be up NEXT WEEK!! We are so excited and we hope you are too!! I cannot wait!! And don't forget!! You can still be in the collab!! Every Saturday it could be ANYONE!! Thats right!! Well I'll talk to you soon!! Thank you guys sooo much!!

-<3Paigerrz

Paige has gone...

Hey everyone!! It's Paige!! And i've gone...BLUE!! That's right!! All of my blogs are now blue becausee 1) My favorite colors blue 2) it compliments the red 3) When you see blue you can automatically think Paige!! Sooo yep. I am now blue!! Yalonda can be green! that is if she wants anyway. SHE CAN BE CHRISTMAS!! Well that's all for now, I'm watching Cupcake Wars!! B-bye!!
-<3Paigerrz

Collab coming REAL soon!

Yay!! We now have 1 slot left!! Andd it is reserved!! But it is still open!! But you snooze you loose!! Sorry! Better act fast because the slot just might get filled by tomorrow. And once the slots are filled, I will start planning things so it should be up by this weekend! Act fast!! Love you guys!! Talk to you soon!!

-<3Paigerrz

Funs over...for now

Awww come on Yalonda!! I could've milked it for a little longerr!! Well yes, we were kidding! After each blog we would just laugh. But it was purely for your entertainment. I know, it was mean, but it was sooooo much fun. I'm really sorry if we offended you though. We just playing around, being Paige and being Yalonda so yeah. The lyrics? It was just for fun. It wasn't really for competition it was for fun(: andd I did have fun with it! So sorry and keep reading!!

-<3Paigerrz

From: Paigey Collab(:

1. I abso-freaking-loutly love puppies
2. I am a dancer
3. My eyes are Sapphire blue(contacts)
4. I can quote Toy Story and Finding Nemo (:
5. I go on mylifeisaverage.com, cleverbot.com, YouTube, clubpenguin (occasionally now)
6. I've had straight A's my whole life
7. I am 12 turning 13 entering Junior High, 7th grade
8. I talk...a lot
9. I can eat 8 popsicles in 30 minutes
10. My favorite hour shows are
•The Secret Life Of An American Teenager
•Vampire Diaries (8 episodes behind)
•Glee (I buy every song!!)
11. The people I watch on YouTube are:
•Jennxpenn •Taytaymiley/rainbowfairiecupcake •Supermac18 •VenetianPrincess •Fred •AreUFilipino •Selgomez •TaylorSwift •Liveincolorsplash
12. My Favorite Songs Are
•If My Heart Were A House By:Owl City
•Rue's Lullaby (by mockingjaynet on YouTube)
•Things I'll Never Say By:Avril Lavigne
13. What I do when I'm bored:
•Make a video •Sing •Draw •Blog •Text •Watch TV
14. I love to make people laugh
15. I am getting better at fake crying
16. I want to be an author or actor
17. When I get bored I point put as many random things as possible
18. I just played with a chinese Yoyo and i "threw" it 400+ times in 6 minutes
19. My favorite singers/bands are Green Day, Paramore, Owl City, Blink-182, Panic! At the Disco, All American Rejects, The Red Jumpsuit Apperatus, Selena Gomez and the Scene, Goodnight Nurse, Avril Lavigne, Bowling For Soup, Taylor Swift
20. Intruments I wanna play: Drums, Piano, Guitar, French Horn
Yes this is on Paigey Collab(: just thought I'd double post it cuz I've been doing that...for some reason anyway, bye!!

Fixed It!!

Heyy!! If you noticed the links to the right side that follows our other blog battle? Well if you tried to click on it, and it said "blog not found" then you won't have the problem anymore!! I just fixed it! Sorry! I had no idea!! It was due to us changing our link. So sorry!! And it's now fixed!! You can now click til your mouse breaks!!(:
-Paigerrz

WHATEVERR

Obviously YOU don't know what swagger is. AND obviously you need to get your OWN friends!! Baili is myy friend!! ANDD as I said before, watch it!! I encounter the "delete author" button EVERYYDAYY! And so what if I got the idea from you?! You only got to know about this blog because of ME!! Woww this is kinda short lol. Oh well. To everyone though: Heyy! Babysitting was really really hard. Um, right when I got up and I mean literlly RIGHT when I got up, I had to cook lunch, watch them in the pool, clean, cook them mac and cheese as a snack, cook, put the movie on and all that jazz. Ugh well still, THE REST OF THE SUMMER left to babysit!! Well that's pretty much what happened today. Yep...Kay bye!!

-<3Paigerrz

Lemme Top That

Psh "Watch Paige try to copy my swagger." Psh like she even has one . I WILL NOT COPY IT!! I WILL OWN YOU!! Ready?
Tik Tok
By: Ke$ha
Wake up in the morning feeling the need to blog
Got my game on I grab my I-pod I'm gonna get to bloggin'
Before I post, I make sure that I make it awesome!!
Cuz when I post that's when you all read it up!!
I'm talking bout' Paige and Yalonda (a), Overlook Book (ook), And don't forget about Paigey Co-llab!!
Things I'll Never Say
By: Avril Lavigne
I will post what I wanna post
Like when I'm babysitting,
the most,
high matience kids,
and trust me it's not fun
I will do whatever you,
Want me to doooo
In my crazy collab!
These things I will sayyyyyyy
Mayybee today
Rock Show
By: Blink-182
Cuz I fell in love with blogging while on my I-pod!
It's so fun and it's cool cuz well you know!
We're so crazy so it fits to your liking
Everything I blog is a totally weird
But that's alright cuz I really fear
that I'd be boring if I wasn't a nut job!!
Story of a Girl
By: 3 Doors Down
This is the story the Paige
Who discovered blogger on YouTube! While I always sound gloomy and stuff
I absolutly love it! When I blogg!!!
How many blogs per day?
I don't really know but I don't really care!
Andd you probably don't eitherr!!
But you don't really care either cuz your hereeeeee!
This is the story of Paige!! Who told her cousin about Blogger!!
Now they blog this way and that!
And I absolutly love it!! When you laughh!!
This has been!! Byy Paige!!!!! Parodys ALL by Paige!!
-<3Paige