Dear Miss Ham Slapper,
May I have a piece of ham? ~Love,
Ham Hunger Person.
Dear Miss Ham Slapped-er person,
I may have problems, but none of them get solved... That made no sense. And who needs a straightener in your house anyway? Yalls hairs are straight as a circle!! Jk-ing. And I think I should worry about you because... What Did You Do To Get Slapped In The Face With Mr. Porkchop?!
~Sincerely,
A person who cares about Pigs.
1) You put "Ham hunger person" which doesn't make sense. Just saying tho (:
ReplyDelete2) i straighten my hair because my hair bang does the cool flippy thingy
3) I got slapped with ham cuz I insulted my sister
4) if you care about pigs why do you want a piece of ham?
-<3Paige